WE'VE GOT A RHYMER
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My God, we've got a rhymer
On our exclusive poet's site
Let's hang her by her fingernails
And laugh with all our might

She thinks that she's a writer
With her sappy, metered verse
Our nose's firmly in the air
There's nothing that is worse

Oh, she just got a song contract?
A million-dollar deal?
They call her words melodious?
No, this just can't be real

'Cause she is just a rhymer
She's not as good as me
And nothing that she has to say
Means anything to me

My God, we've got a rhymer
On our snooty poet's site
Let's hang her by her fingernails
And laugh with all our might


Karryn
4-17-99


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